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• WordPress 3.0 Multisite rewrite rules, Helicon ISAPI_Rewrite version 2
• teapigs – great tea :D
• Oxymoron
• Mrs Bartolozzi
• Graze: delicious olives and chocolate snacks delivered to your office!
• The Semi-Colon
• Comparison
• Prayer – How to do it properly
• Keyboard shortcuts for cursor control on a Mac / PC
• One piece of advice that has stopped me from going mad
• More blogs from Mark Kenny …
• Bing vs Google
• My first dental appointment in, like, a million years
• Other people’s flaws
• First new design in a couple of years
• Worry: The Question and Answer session
• Emotions, four years on
• Infinity money!
• The Harbour (mood swing technique)
• Building Confidence Assets
• Expectations/Nostalgia
• How to win every argument
• More of my passions (design and depression — odd things to blog about!)
• When faith really counts
• Typographica
• Spiting the darkness: great decisions to make in the morning
• Value the fight as well as the reward
• Mark’s Passions (and how do you get passionate anyway?)
• Video: Note taking that isn’t anti-brain
• One simple thing you can do to improve your creative thinking ability
• Work Smarter / Work Harder
• Popular blogs write for their readers
• Scars
• Phil Pringle’s Blog
• Think better: improve your memory
• Proverbs project continues: family, wealth, work and righteousness
• Making money online
• 5 things every thinker needs
• Proverbs
• Habits
• Thinking about problems
• Dreams and visions
• Plants
• Blame and Responsibility
• Diamonds and Dog turd
• How to survive blackouts
• Alister McGrath, liberator to the thinking Christian
• Mark and Szilvie going mad in Resources
• Great websites that don’t exist
• Romania post coming up!
• Romania photos on flickr
• Back in England …
• Why I’m a Christian
• How much do you want it?
• Feelings to get used to as a Christian
• Funniest picture ever
• Visual Thesaurus!
• Collective nouns!
• Mental Health
• That Larkin Poem
• Career Triangle
• Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla
• Admin Colour Changer
• The Blurry Dog Hat Series has returned
• Me and my blog
• Windows XP clear password for remote computer
• Two wrongs don’t make a right. They make something disgusting but delicious, in a saccharine, slightly untrustworthy way — not in a wholesome way.
• I am having a haiku competition, with a real prize to be won!
• Another genius out-of-context quote
• Hey I haven’t posted in a loooong time
• No no, **Danish** pastries
• Youtube Comment Snob
• Today’s misery is tomorrow’s nostalgia
• Excellent Quote
• Lazarus
• New coins
• Subverting happy things to make them scary
• Blog voices
• Making progress
• I got baptised (again!)
• I just reduced my mobile phone bill
• Is it worthy?
• Announcement to the world
• Charles Guiteau
• Applied versus pure
• I’m not totally fussy about the standard of English in emails, but occasionally it gets to me
• Giving flowers
• Who am I mis-quoting?
• My theory
• Stupid quote
• Bank holiday Monday
• So this is the stupidest but best thing ever
• Computers are clever?
• What do I hate more than anything in this world?
• Thought for the day
• Stupid graffiti
• Louis Armstrong
• Safari
• In which I express a political opinion!
• Hey I found it
• Science Experiment
• Politics, or something
• Here’s something good
• They’re in again.
• Needs a little more thought
• Not a very good communist
• Goat’s Cheese
• They wrote back! I got two pounds!
• A bunch of ways to misspell “Britney Spears”
• Response to Cloj
• Have to vs. Get to
• MacBook Air
• Something to imagine
• A maths problem
• Interesting word fact
• A recent letter to Maynards
• In praise of TextMate
• Crisps
• How many unfinished games?
• HTML 5, I love you.
• Constructed Languages
• Let’s all get fat
• LOLCat Bible Translation Project
• Ture or flase?
• What annoys me
• Bananas
• Christmas Holidays: Tomorrow’s Schedule
• Mornings
• Miss Marple
• Coffee, anyone?
• Mark, the tourist
• Ha ha ha, new design
• Did you know?
• Is Mark Lamarr dead?
• Today is a bad day for paperwork
• I’m asking the internet: when was the last time you used a tape?
• Disgusting confessions from Mark Kenny. Part 1.
• What goes on inside my head when people are talking to me
• A new game for the mornings
• My favourite Energy Recovery Facility
• I miss programming
• Hunger is ridiculous
• My last post, with all the vowels removed.
• Lie-in misery
• Objects: why do you like them?
• Writing like you’re permanently out of breath
• Mourning Morning
• Apple
• Forgiveness
• Good morning the Internet
• Eeflings
• Dynasty
• I’m Polish!
• Felicity Kendal Mint Cake
• Prepare for total incontinence…
• Ha ha ha ha ha
• A sure way to be a complete idiot
• I wrote a new poem!
• Attention Spammers
• Potatoes
• Writing of late
• Update on the coffee and chocolate situation
• Guys, I really really want some coffee and chocolate. Right now!
• An apology
• Björk — Volta
• Something I am considering, as of about three seconds ago
• What have I, Thatcher and a bunch of crabs got in common?
• Björk’s latest album
• Grandle ping widdler
• What is the best bird in the world?
• I am no longer a waiter
• Roll on July 1st
• Whole milk
• Important Questions: Where are all the moths?
• OK, folks, pepper is the most incredible fascinating thing in the world
• Welcome to Insomnia, land of broken dreams
• Which Disney Princess are you?
• All about how I used to irritate my parents without even being in the room
• How do people discover things?
• Question: What is the most annoying thing on this earth?
• Is your musical taste completely unjustifiable?
• Things that Mac OS X is missing
• Answers at last
• Hells yes.
• Washing Up Mountain
• Keyboard Fun
• Hmm, not done that in a while*
• Tips for web designers
• It’s phrasal verb hell
• Internet Explorer, I hope you’re reading
• Secret Posts with Mark Kenny
• VD
• Gift ideas
• Which Star Trek character are you?
• A new plugin: Texturise Mod
• Best ever dream, ever, ever, ever
• OK, folks, chaps, guys, peeps and … phillys?
• Graffoetus
• K, NatWest, I get the idea, geez
• Why I love Facebook
• How Novels are the Same as Computer Programs
• Cat dreams
• My housemate, the artist
• My MacBook bit me
• The best things in life are so completely not free, you can’t even imagine
• Best things ever
• Make Firefox faster
• I am changing an opinion!
• General trends on Wikipedia
• Poetry
• 12th Century Paris: It was different from the Internet
• That’s not very feminist…
• The Young Bono
• What is this new form of humour?
• My freedom of speech has been compromised!
• Apple and Microsoft
• Free careers advice from a nice lady on TV
• Use the shift key!
• Thunderbird: all that rubbish about plain text and HTML
• Guys, you need to find a better metric
• Rules for road users when Mark is waiting for a delivery
• For the man who looked at me funny when I was taking this photo
• Public Transport
• A stupid mistake
• That sidebar on the right just there
• What you always needed to see: pictures of things that have been blown into trees
• Let’s count all the markup versions…
• Gotta catch ‘em all
• Not in Britain it’s not
• Just a suggestion
• Half-cooked pasta
• Best protest slogan ever
• Let’s all get rich and destroy Picasso paintings
• Shock political news
• Discoveries
• Listening to the same music every day
• Kim Jong Il
• Mark’s Annoyances
• Likely cause of death
• Writing to Cadbury
• He was bad-ass, but for all the wrong reasons
• Are You a Yankee or a Rebel?
• Rediscovering the passage of time
• Kebabs: now following ISO standards
• Writing to Typhoo
• Google Translate
• Computer folk are officially insane
• Mark Recommends: King of Shaves
• Am I a nerd, a geek or a dork?
• Crapspackle: the internet equivalent of that potato that fell down the back of the oven months ago and has been quietly sending up shoots ever since
• Sodium Chloride, I love thee
• 12/24 hour
• Do as I say, not as I do!
• So it turns out I’ve been doing it all wrong
• Look at me, I’m a genius!
• Wow wow wow wow wow
• A new internet acronym
• In which I eat my words!
• Mark’s dirty little secret
• I am outraged!
• What will your obituary say?
• Possibly mishearing things, but maybe not
• Wanna see something weird, and Russian, and NSFW?
• So, uh, when did this happen?
• Geekery of the very highest calibre
• Gandhi on the Bible
• -isms
• The woman is a liar
• A minute’s silence
• SEO
• Nikki: RIP
• Mornings are an invention of the devil
• Oggi, parody
• Today, I parody myself
• Eighteenth century writing
• The giddy heights of alimentary delirium
• A zero tolerance approach to shaving
• Silly tree sign
• Breaking News
• I’ll only hurt your feelings
• Frunch!
• And I thought we had escaped it
• Bull in a china shop
• Me and my mice
• They sent a letter to the toilets on Monmouth Street
• Single and double quotes in PHP
• It’s that time again!
• Bath Thermae Spa
• Fascinating post about language changes
• Headset joy
• Who does this look like?
• Today I was delighted by a photocopier
• The most beautiful thing
• Oh no! Make it stop!
• I have been in Devon!
• Optical illusions blog
• Now I know how Helga feels!
• Stupid spam
• A new way of thinking about online security
• Me and My Biuvula
• Yes! ¡Si!
• When Linux ate Windows
• The story of a parasite: mind control and sheep’s poo
• I hate Ross
• Big Brother collectable cards: Glyn
• Look! I can do politics too!
• My toilet buddy
• Here’s a quote from Suddenly Last Summer
• Though I hate it, I have to admit: there is grandeur in this view of life
• What is your world view?
• A little older, a little wiser … a little smellier
• I’ve won an award!
• More misheard lyrics
• Dinosaur Comics does: sexism in etymology
• Rounded corners and CSS — don’t bother just yet
• Who would do such a thing?
• Eight-leafed clover
• Seven-leafed clover
• Six-leafed clover
• Five-leafed clover
• Four-leafed clover
• A note for the Windows Developers
• Rufus Wainwright is totally luscious
• Why am I so retarded with money?
• God Bless America
• Christians and fantasy novels
• I have invented a new word: Rancideous
• Why I love receiving e-mail
• Acronyms
• Mark’s adventures in Linuxland
• How not to sell things on eBay
• The most amazing genius you will ever read in your entire life
• My beautiful cat
• Misery and death: the Student Loans Company
• Apparently this constitues IMPORTANT eye care information
• I am very suspicious about dishwasher tablets
• Misheard lyrics, part 2
• None — your questions answered
• So pretty
• Loqueris si vis me flere, dolendum est Telephe vel Peleu male si ipsi
• Boldly to go…
• Web 2.0
• RSVP — what they didn’t tell you when they told you what it meant
• A question
• How do touchpads work?
• A most grievous plagiarism
• Paragraphs
• Misheard lyrics
• The best thing you’ve ever seen (dancing milk!)
• Toothpaste happenings
• When morons attack
• YES! It’s another quiz!
• Being fussy about language
• I JUST FOUND THE BEST THING EVER!
• A message to Google
• A linguistic mystery
• A question of relativity
• Matmos — The Rose has Teeth, in the Mouth of a Beast
• My Grandma’s song
• Things to look for in a web host (how to choose web hosting)
• Re-doing web quizzes
• Microsoft is lying to us!
• I made the best joke today
• Design for lovers of code
• A realisation
• Sometimes this world just don’t make a whole lotta sense
• Opera Mini, pt. 2
• Opera Mini
• Theology
• OK so I’m really annoyed
• Interesting things I have been reading of late
• Whoops!
• On being in a tank
• The saddest thing in the whole world
• Mark’s world tour of industrial workplaces continues
• What you’ve all been waiting for
• Spam pseudonyms
• Typing and sign language
• Bitch Sign
• HTTP status codes revisited
• Happy VD, Everybody
• Where have you been?
• Mark Kennys all over the world
• Dear Betty Crocker
• Pleix.net — amazing videos
• The eye of the storm
• You know you’re getting old when …
• Misery
• Mr Bo11ox
• It’s funny what a pair of glasses will do for a dog
• If you’re a lover of language
• Internet Explorer 7
• Blonde joke
• Bran flakes
• Top 10 Search Queries for January
• Sperm Spam
• Joel Spolsky, genius
• I’m at it again!
• The best bit in any song, ever
• World’s largest diamond mine
• My time at the warehouse
• The crazy, crazy world of green transgenic pigs
• Free standing toilet roll holder
• The mastery of AA Gill
• Check out this idiot
• A new WordPress plugin is born!
• What on Earth does ‘Ironic’ actually mean?
• More Carol Vorderman
• I have done a day of hard work in my whole life
• Kate Bush ‘Joanni’ lyrics — the French bit
• I have just died and gone to Heaven
• George Calloway must die
• MSN Search
• Google Movies
• Corporate Gifts
• God bless Carol Vorderman
• A new story
• A Collection of Word Oddities and Trivia
• Drunken buddhists
• I found some foetuses!
• The Hindenburg Disaster
• Happy New Year!
• Add user stylesheet bookmarklet to change width of page
• Microsoft loves Mozilla
• Cheeses of Nazareth!
• The Dark Side of XHTML 2
• My cousin
• Are y’interested?
• Christmas Accidents
• A Christmas Penis
• Kate Bush — Aerial
• Image thieves!
• Greasemonkey
• LOL graphic
• The God Who Wasn’t There — documentary
• Christmas
• Most Haunted Top 50
• Essay finishation
• Witches
• Fossil Fuels are amazing.
• Wireless does not mean painless
• Pedantics (aka: yes I really did use the acronym SPAG)
• Santa Claus vs Modern Science
• We bought the Christmas tree today!
• If you thought other stuff was fun, you were wrong!
• Grandparents
• Husband and Wife team!
• Avoiding non-semantic divs when using CSS float
• One of those ‘I need to put loads of money in your bank account’ spam emails
• Confessions
• The most awesome online puzzle ever
• Ebay and spoof emails
• Guestbooks with a difference
• MSN
• HTTP Error Code 410
• Saturday by Ian McEwan
• The most absurd sentence
• It’s freezing cold!
• Printers
• A stupid advert I saw today
• Stop. Paragraph.
• Discoveries at work today
• See Elvis eat!
• XHTML 2
• Things I hate about mornings
• Two links to friends’ sites
• Vitamin C gummy bears
• Wonderful news :D
• The best bits of my day
• Magazines these days
• Selling papers
• My friend, the genius
• A sneaky peek
• The difference between Camembert and Brie
• Neighbours is 20 years old!
• Check out this really cool photo
• So, what did I do today?
• The post to make up for the crappy posts of late
• Forty-one Anomalies of Water
• The best woman in the world
• Things I want fixed in IE7
• Being immature á la français
• Microsoft announces drastically new version of Office
• South America photos are up!
• Opera now without adverts
• Can anyone tell me what the point is of this?
• A very cross old man
• The funniest thing just happened
• The best thing ever
• I have fallen and I can’t get up
• The first post on this blog for 2 months!
• Over and out…
• Last post from South America! (updated)
• Today
• So, the best part, which I completely forgot last time
• The adventure continues
• So, the post which will contain loads of stuff…
• Another quick post!
• Afore I go…
• The first post in about a million years
• I had forgotten what a hangover felt like
• I’m a little drunk
• Buenos Aires
• Five days (or so) squished into one post
• Various things I keep forgetting to blog about
• Potosi Silver Mine (and Zinc and Tin)
• Further tales from Bolivia
• A silly post
• Last day in Peru
• We are in Puno
• I do beg your pardon…
• The story so far
• A very very quick post!
• On being hospitalised
• A geek post
• The best night out ever
• More updates
• Post trek updates
• Two posts in one day!
• Arequipa
• Nazca!
• Hello from Peru!
• Last post here for a while
• Chloroquine and Proguanil
• Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life
• I know what the mystery tree is!
• I have the best hat
• Afore I forget
• Leisure Town
• The Information Revolution
• A quite disgusting survey
• Simulated Comic Product
• Mr Kenny, BSc
• Two stupid idiots at the pub tonight
• Is this not the greatest idea in the world?
• Something interesting from the W3C
• Cow gets stuck in tree
• Strange Dolls
• Squidfingers
• What kind of tree is this?
• Stephen Hawking, pennies and Cambridge University
• A few thoughts on London
• I found my passport!
• I am a happy shopper!
• Very nice photo sites
• A geek joke
• Annoyances du Jour
• A little side saga
• A lovely site (Robert Dunlavey)
• Morris Dancing
• War of the Worlds
• A little bit of a saga (includes a story about Denmark!)
• Email forward about the Olympic Bid (cynical)
• More ‘Some things’
• Very funny cartoon site
• All about: (X)HTML DOCTYPES
• There is a time and a place!
• Toast Magazine
• Customer service
• Something funny from Danny O’Brien
• The grossest font in the world
• Travel Journal
• Well it’s time for an update
• Instructions for muppets
• ‘Animals are quite clever.’
• Two days left in my house!
• Well, OK, so it wasn’t the last post
• First post
• The last post ever to be made from a Uni computer…
• The Future of beingmrkenny.co.uk
• A silly thing I just found
• I made macaroni!
• Songs to wear pants to, and other links
• The greatness of white ninja
• Careers, exams and me being almost a complete retard
• Well hooray
• I just found the funniest thing ever
• Something else cool
• Nature is cruel!
• Old English
• You actually can’t make it up. No, I’m serious, you really can’t make it up!
• Scary things about medicine
• Whimsical Rabbit and Squirrel
• Mark’s Money
• How I’m going to write this essay
• Another work distracty post
• A work distracty post
• And so the dissertation comes to an end
• One of my favourite questions
• A newspaper clipping (excellent)
• A person I met a while ago
• The greatness of El Goog!
• Exciting political things
• Harriet’s Poetry
• The boiler
• Lots of work and last night
• Dogs and Cacti
• Vegans and possums
• The funniest thing about horoscopes
• The post where I admit to having just walked feta cheese into the computer room carpet
• The Weekend Away
• The post of inexplicable joy
• Our boiler
• A little happy post about fixing my computer
• Complete memory blackout
• The best day
• Last night
• Back at university
• The cat was sick (a gross post)
• A quote from the Rich List
• Some things
• The Pope
• Leprosy
• Nelly Collects
• Horror Movies
• Jamie Oliver
• My visit with Abi
• One of the best websites in the world
• My goodness, what a lot of crap
• The ‘I’m still alive’ post
• Which OStan are you?
• The remembered thing: languages are cool
• Some funny things
• The most amazing weekend away ever
• Stuff
• The man who fell asleep
• A funny quote and an interesting…
• Their names are Emily, and they’re ladies
• XHTML can be used to describe… what?!
• Keyboard Happenings
• She’s utterly insane, it’s delicious
• Modern Living
• Some quotes and links
• New accounts on BeTo…
• Open Space webdesign
• Someone else who shares my loathing of Times New Roman
• Los Penthouse
• Look at me being listed in an embroidery website
• The best email story
• Two reviews
• Wind of Internet Explorer 7
• Michael Zee Photography
• The llama song
• SO COOL!!!
• The two most offensive words in the English language – ‘grumpy’ and ‘nipples’
• Incredible statue
• Open Space Coolnesses
• Being short-sighted
• The Future
• The Rasterbator
• Petals around the rose
• Noises in the computer room
• Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…
• It’s been snowing like a bitch
• Oh, the joys of an ADD/DROP form!!!
• Bored…
• Hooray for customer complaints letters
• Killer day from hell
• Christian environmentalism?
• Good, clean punctuation…
• The crazy world of wikipedia
• Archaeological discoveries
• Exams and stuff
• Instruction manuals
• Nelly Helps
• One late post before bed
• A perfect site
• Which villain are you?
• The best sandwich in the world
• Happenings today…
• Sainsbury trip today, plus other stuff
• So which one is the actual end?
• Seriously way cool amazing
• Ha ha ha
• Christmas
• Something you always wanted to know, but probably didn’t know you wanted to know it
• Look at me not doing work
• Moths and that Bernard guy
• The project is finished!
• Crisis over
• Which Random Cult Movie Character are you?
• Welcome to the new blog
• Stupid health scare
• The only good thing to come from today
• Shaving accident
• Weirdness
• Morning insanity
• Here’s something quite marvellous
• Staying up all night
• The washing machine saga
• The moss on the kitchen roof
• One of the benefits of wearing glasses
• Porridge = super happy fun food
• The typical process of writing an essay
• Welcome to essay avoidance
• Reinventing the English language
• Look what I found!
• Funny name
• Some observations
• Funny French things
• Funny graffiti
• Being in a bad mood (être en colère)
• TV review
• Frouk last night
• An eye for an eye
• Exciting developments in the field of making IE do as it’s told
• Menzies customer comments
• Drunken guests
• Today at Menzies
• S.17.jul.03 12:50pm
• Fish
• T.15.jun.04 5:26pm
• Hello from Bath

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