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- Making progress
- I got baptised (again!)
- I just reduced my mobile phone bill
- Is it worthy?
- Announcement to the world
- Charles Guiteau
- Applied versus pure
- I’m not totally fussy about the standard of English in emails, but occasionally it gets to me
- Giving flowers
- Who am I mis-quoting?
- My theory
- Stupid quote
- Bank holiday Monday
- So this is the stupidest but best thing ever
- Computers are clever?
- What do I hate more than anything in this world?
- Thought for the day
- Stupid graffiti
- Louis Armstrong
- Safari
- In which I express a political opinion!
- Hey I found it
- Science Experiment
- Politics, or something
- Here’s something good
- They’re in again.
- Needs a little more thought
- Not a very good communist
- Goat’s Cheese
- They wrote back! I got two pounds!
- A bunch of ways to misspell “Britney Spears”
- Response to Cloj
- Have to vs. Get to
- MacBook Air
- Something to imagine
- A maths problem
- Interesting word fact
- A recent letter to Maynards
- In praise of TextMate
- Crisps
- How many unfinished games?
- HTML 5, I love you.
- Constructed Languages
- Let’s all get fat
- LOLCat Bible Translation Project
- Ture or flase?
- What annoys me
- Bananas
- Christmas Holidays: Tomorrow’s Schedule
- Mornings
- Miss Marple
- Coffee, anyone?
- Mark, the tourist
- Ha ha ha, new design
- Did you know?
- Is Mark Lamarr dead?
- Today is a bad day for paperwork
- I’m asking the internet: when was the last time you used a tape?
- Disgusting confessions from Mark Kenny. Part 1.
- What goes on inside my head when people are talking to me
- A new game for the mornings
- My favourite Energy Recovery Facility
- I miss programming
- Hunger is ridiculous
- My last post, with all the vowels removed.
- Lie-in misery
- Objects: why do you like them?
- Writing like you’re permanently out of breath
- Mourning Morning
- Apple
- Forgiveness
- Good morning the Internet
- Eeflings
- Dynasty
- I’m Polish!
- Felicity Kendal Mint Cake
- Prepare for total incontinence…
- Ha ha ha ha ha
- A sure way to be a complete idiot
- I wrote a new poem!
- Attention Spammers
- Potatoes
- Writing of late
- Update on the coffee and chocolate situation
- Guys, I really really want some coffee and chocolate. Right now!
- An apology
- Björk — Volta
- Something I am considering, as of about three seconds ago
- What have I, Thatcher and a bunch of crabs got in common?
- Björk’s latest album
- Grandle ping widdler
- What is the best bird in the world?
- I am no longer a waiter
- Roll on July 1st
- Whole milk
- Important Questions: Where are all the moths?
- OK, folks, pepper is the most incredible fascinating thing in the world
- Welcome to Insomnia, land of broken dreams
- Which Disney Princess are you?
- All about how I used to irritate my parents without even being in the room
- How do people discover things?
- Question: What is the most annoying thing on this earth?
- Is your musical taste completely unjustifiable?
- Things that Mac OS X is missing
- Answers at last
- Hells yes.
- Washing Up Mountain
- Keyboard Fun
- Hmm, not done that in a while*
- Oh, it’s enough to make you cry.
- Tips for web designers
- It’s phrasal verb hell
- Internet Explorer, I hope you’re reading
- Secret Posts with Mark Kenny
- VD
- Gift ideas
- Which Star Trek character are you?
- A new plugin: Texturise Mod
- Best ever dream, ever, ever, ever
- OK, folks, chaps, guys, peeps and … phillys?
- Graffoetus
- K, NatWest, I get the idea, geez
- Why I love Facebook
- How Novels are the Same as Computer Programs
- Cat dreams
- My housemate, the artist
- My MacBook bit me
- The best things in life are so completely not free, you can’t even imagine
- Best things ever
- Make Firefox faster
- I am changing an opinion!
- General trends on Wikipedia
- Poetry
- 12th Century Paris: It was different from the Internet
- That’s not very feminist…
- The Young Bono
- What is this new form of humour?
- My freedom of speech has been compromised!
- Apple and Microsoft
- Free careers advice from a nice lady on TV
- Use the shift key!
- Thunderbird: all that rubbish about plain text and HTML
- Guys, you need to find a better metric
- Rules for road users when Mark is waiting for a delivery
- For the man who looked at me funny when I was taking this photo
- Public Transport
- A stupid mistake
- That sidebar on the right just there
- What you always needed to see: pictures of things that have been blown into trees
- Let’s count all the markup versions…
- Gotta catch ‘em all
- Not in Britain it’s not
- Just a suggestion
- Half-cooked pasta
- Best protest slogan ever
- Let’s all get rich and destroy Picasso paintings
- Shock political news
- They didn’t get my joke!
- Discoveries
- Listening to the same music every day
- Kim Jong Il
- Mark’s Annoyances
- Likely cause of death
- Writing to Cadbury
- He was bad-ass, but for all the wrong reasons
- Are You a Yankee or a Rebel?
- Rediscovering the passage of time
- Kebabs: now following ISO standards
- Writing to Typhoo
- Google Translate
- Computer folk are officially insane
- Mark Recommends: King of Shaves
- Am I a nerd, a geek or a dork?
- Crapspackle: the internet equivalent of that potato that fell down the back of the oven months ago and has been quietly sending up shoots ever since
- Sodium Chloride, I love thee
- Gablabby Roslyn
- 12/24 hour
- Do as I say, not as I do!
- So it turns out I’ve been doing it all wrong
- Look at me, I’m a genius!
- Wow wow wow wow wow
- A new internet acronym
- In which I eat my words!
- Mark’s dirty little secret
- I am outraged!
- What will your obituary say?
- Possibly mishearing things, but maybe not
- Wanna see something weird, and Russian, and NSFW?
- So, uh, when did this happen?
- Geekery of the very highest calibre
- Gandhi on the Bible
- -isms
- The woman is a liar
- A minute’s silence
- SEO
- Nikki: RIP
- Mornings are an invention of the devil
- Oggi, parody
- Today, I parody myself
- Eighteenth century writing
- The giddy heights of alimentary delirium
- A zero tolerance approach to shaving
- Silly tree sign
- Breaking News
- I’ll only hurt your feelings
- Frunch!
- And I thought we had escaped it
- Bull in a china shop
- Me and my mice
- They sent a letter to the toilets on Monmouth Street
- Single and double quotes in PHP
- It’s that time again!
- Bath Thermae Spa
- Fascinating post about language changes
- Headset joy
- Who does this look like?
- Today I was delighted by a photocopier
- The most beautiful thing
- Oh no! Make it stop!
- I have been in Devon!
- Optical illusions blog
- Now I know how Helga feels!
- Stupid spam
- A new way of thinking about online security
- Me and My Biuvula
- Yes! ¡Si!
- When Linux ate Windows
- The story of a parasite: mind control and sheep’s poo
- I hate Ross
- Big Brother collectable cards: Glyn
- Look! I can do politics too!
- My toilet buddy
- Here’s a quote from Suddenly Last Summer
- Though I hate it, I have to admit: there is grandeur in this view of life
- What is your world view?
- A little older, a little wiser … a little smellier
- I’ve won an award!
- More misheard lyrics
- Dinosaur Comics does: sexism in etymology
- Rounded corners and CSS — don’t bother just yet
- Who would do such a thing?
- Eight-leafed clover
- Seven-leafed clover
- Six-leafed clover
- Five-leafed clover
- Four-leafed clover
- A note for the Windows Developers
- Rufus Wainwright is totally luscious
- Why am I so retarded with money?
- God Bless America
- Christians and fantasy novels
- I have invented a new word: Rancideous
- Why I love receiving e-mail
- Acronyms
- Mark’s adventures in Linuxland
- How not to sell things on eBay
- The most amazing genius you will ever read in your entire life
- My beautiful cat
- Misery and death: the Student Loans Company
- Apparently this constitues IMPORTANT eye care information
- I am very suspicious about dishwasher tablets
- Misheard lyrics, part 2
- None — your questions answered
- So pretty
- Loqueris si vis me flere, dolendum est Telephe vel Peleu male si ipsi
- Boldly to go…
- Web 2.0
- RSVP — what they didn’t tell you when they told you what it meant
- A question
- How do touchpads work?
- A most grievous plagiarism
- Paragraphs
- Misheard lyrics
- The best thing you’ve ever seen (dancing milk!)
- Toothpaste happenings
- When morons attack
- YES! It’s another quiz!
- Being fussy about language
- I JUST FOUND THE BEST THING EVER!
- A message to Google
- A linguistic mystery
- A question of relativity
- Matmos — The Rose has Teeth, in the Mouth of a Beast
- My Grandma’s song
- Things to look for in a web host
- Re-doing web quizzes
- Microsoft is lying to us!
- I made the best joke today
- Design for lovers of code
- A realisation
- Sometimes this world just don’t make a whole lotta sense
- Opera Mini, pt. 2
- Opera Mini
- Theology
- OK so I’m really annoyed
- Interesting things I have been reading of late
- Whoops!
- On being in a tank
- The saddest thing in the whole world
- Mark’s world tour of industrial workplaces continues
- What you’ve all been waiting for
- Spam pseudonyms
- Typing and sign language
- Bitch Sign
- HTTP status codes revisited
- Happy VD, Everybody
- Where have you been?
- Mark Kennys all over the world
- Dear Betty Crocker
- Pleix.net — amazing videos
- The eye of the storm
- You know you’re getting old when …
- Misery
- Mr Bo11ox
- It’s funny what a pair of glasses will do for a dog
- If you’re a lover of language
- Internet Explorer 7
- Blonde joke
- Bran flakes
- Top 10 Search Queries for January
- Remove inline uploader from WordPress — a plugin
- Sperm Spam
- Joel Spolsky, genius
- I’m at it again!
- The best bit in any song, ever
- World’s largest diamond mine
- My time at the warehouse
- The crazy, crazy world of green transgenic pigs
- Free standing toilet roll holder
- The mastery of AA Gill
- Check out this idiot
- A new WordPress plugin is born!
- What on Earth does ‘Ironic’ actually mean?
- More Carol Vorderman
- I have done a day of hard work in my whole life
- Kate Bush ‘Joanni’ lyrics — the French bit
- I have just died and gone to Heaven
- George Calloway must die
- MSN Search
- Google Movies
- Corporate Gifts
- God bless Carol Vorderman
- A new story
- A Collection of Word Oddities and Trivia
- Drunken buddhists
- I found some foetuses!
- The Hindenburg Disaster
- Happy New Year!
- Add user stylesheet bookmarklet to change width of page
- Microsoft loves Mozilla
- Cheeses of Nazareth!
- The Dark Side of XHTML 2
- My cousin
- Are y’interested?
- Christmas Accidents
- A Christmas Penis
- Kate Bush — Aerial
- Image thieves!
- Greasemonkey
- LOL graphic
- The God Who Wasn’t There — documentary
- Christmas
- Most Haunted Top 50
- Essay finishation
- Witches
- Fossil Fuels are amazing.
- Wireless does not mean painless
- Pedantics (aka: yes I really did use the acronym SPAG)
- Santa Claus vs Modern Science
- We bought the Christmas tree today!
- If you thought other stuff was fun, you were wrong!
- Grandparents
- Husband and Wife team!
- Avoiding non-semantic divs when using CSS float
- One of those ‘I need to put loads of money in your bank account’ spam emails
- Confessions
- The most awesome online puzzle ever
- Two hacks: SPG and WordPress
- Ebay and spoof emails
- Guestbooks with a difference
- MSN
- HTTP Error Code 410
- Saturday by Ian McEwan
- The most absurd sentence
- It’s freezing cold!
- Printers
- A stupid advert I saw today
- Stop. Paragraph.
- Discoveries at work today
- See Elvis eat!
- XHTML 2
- Things I hate about mornings
- Two links to friends’ sites
- Vitamin C gummy bears
- Wonderful news :D
- The best bits of my day
- Magazines these days
- Selling papers
- My friend, the genius
- A sneaky peek
- The difference between Camembert and Brie
- Neighbours is 20 years old!
- Check out this really cool photo
- So, what did I do today?
- The post to make up for the crappy posts of late
- Forty-one Anomalies of Water
- The best woman in the world
- Things I want fixed in IE7
- Being immature á la français
- Microsoft announces drastically new version of Office
- South America photos are up!
- Opera now without adverts
- Can anyone tell me what the point is of this?
- A very cross old man
- The funniest thing just happened
- The best thing ever
- I have fallen and I can’t get up
- The first post on this blog for 2 months!
- Over and out…
- Last post from South America! (updated)
- Today
- So, the best part, which I completely forgot last time
- The adventure continues
- So, the post which will contain loads of stuff…
- Another quick post!
- Afore I go…
- The first post in about a million years
- I had forgotten what a hangover felt like
- I’m a little drunk
- Buenos Aires
- Five days (or so) squished into one post
- Various things I keep forgetting to blog about
- Potosi Silver Mine (and Zinc and Tin)
- Further tales from Bolivia
- A silly post
- Last day in Peru
- We are in Puno
- I do beg your pardon…
- The story so far
- A very very quick post!
- On being hospitalised
- A geek post
- The best night out ever
- More updates
- Post trek updates
- Two posts in one day!
- Arequipa
- Nazca!
- Hello from Peru!
- Last post here for a while
- Chloroquine and Proguanil
- Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life
- I know what the mystery tree is!
- I have the best hat
- Afore I forget
- Leisure Town
- The Information Revolution
- A quite disgusting survey
- Simulated Comic Product
- Mr Kenny, BSc
- Two stupid idiots at the pub tonight
- Is this not the greatest idea in the world?
- Something interesting from the W3C
- Cow gets stuck in tree
- Strange Dolls
- Squidfingers
- What kind of tree is this?
- Stephen Hawking, pennies and Cambridge University
- A few thoughts on London
- I found my passport!
- I am a happy shopper!
- Very nice photo sites
- A geek joke
- Annoyances du Jour
- Clailis
- A little side saga
- A lovely site (Robert Dunlavey)
- Morris Dancing
- War of the Worlds
- A little bit of a saga (includes a story about Denmark!)
- Email forward about the Olympic Bid (cynical)
- More ‘Some things’
- Very funny cartoon site
- All about: (X)HTML DOCTYPES
- There is a time and a place!
- Toast Magazine
- Customer service
- Something funny from Danny O’Brien
- The grossest font in the world
- Travel Journal
- Well it’s time for an update
- Instructions for muppets
- ‘Animals are quite clever.’
- Two days left in my house!
- Well, OK, so it wasn’t the last post
- First post
- The last post ever to be made from a Uni computer…
- The Future of beingmrkenny.co.uk
- A silly thing I just found
- I made macaroni!
- Songs to wear pants to, and other links
- The greatness of white ninja
- Careers, exams and me being almost a complete retard
- Well hooray
- I just found the funniest thing ever
- Something else cool
- Nature is cruel!
- Old English
- You actually can’t make it up. No, I’m serious, you really can’t make it up!
- Scary things about medicine
- Whimsical Rabbit and Squirrel
- Mark’s Money
- How I’m going to write this essay
- Another work distracty post
- A work distracty post
- And so the dissertation comes to an end
- One of my favourite questions
- A newspaper clipping (excellent)
- A person I met a while ago
- The greatness of El Goog!
- Exciting political things
- Harriet’s Poetry
- The boiler
- Lots of work and last night
- Dogs and Cacti
- Vegans and possums
- The funniest thing about horoscopes
- The post where I admit to having just walked feta cheese into the computer room carpet
- The Weekend Away
- The post of inexplicable joy
- Our boiler
- A little happy post about fixing my computer
- Complete memory blackout
- The best day
- Last night
- Back at university
- The cat was sick (a gross post)
- A quote from the Rich List
- Some things
- The Pope
- Leprosy
- Nelly Collects
- Horror Movies
- Jamie Oliver
- My visit with Abi
- One of the best websites in the world
- My goodness, what a lot of crap
- The ‘I’m still alive’ post
- Which OStan are you?
- The remembered thing: languages are cool
- Some funny things
- The most amazing weekend away ever
- Stuff
- The man who fell asleep
- A funny quote and an interesting…
- Their names are Emily, and they’re ladies
- XHTML can be used to describe… what?!
- Keyboard Happenings
- She’s utterly insane, it’s delicious
- Modern Living
- Some quotes and links
- New accounts on BeTo…
- Open Space webdesign
- Someone else who shares my loathing of Times New Roman
- Los Penthouse
- Look at me being listed in an embroidery website
- The best email story
- Two reviews
- Wind of Internet Explorer 7
- Michael Zee Photography
- The llama song
- SO COOL!!!
- The two most offensive words in the English language - ‘grumpy’ and ‘nipples’
- Incredible statue
- Open Space Coolnesses
- Being short-sighted
- The Future
- The Rasterbator
- Petals around the rose
- Noises in the computer room
- Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…
- It’s been snowing like a bitch
- Oh, the joys of an ADD/DROP form!!!
- Bored…
- Hooray for customer complaints letters
- Killer day from hell
- Christian environmentalism?
- Good, clean punctuation…
- The crazy world of wikipedia
- Archaeological discoveries
- Exams and stuff
- Instruction manuals
- Nelly Helps
- One late post before bed
- A perfect site
- Which villain are you?
- The best sandwich in the world
- Happenings today…
- Sainsbury trip today, plus other stuff
- So which one is the actual end?
- Seriously way cool amazing
- Ha ha ha
- Christmas
- Something you always wanted to know, but probably didn’t know you wanted to know it
- Look at me not doing work
- Moths and that Bernard guy
- The project is finished!
- Crisis over
- Which Random Cult Movie Character are you?
- Welcome to the new blog
- Stupid health scare
- The only good thing to come from today
- Shaving accident
- Weirdness
- Morning insanity
- Here’s something quite marvellous
- Staying up all night
- The washing machine saga
- The moss on the kitchen roof
- One of the benefits of wearing glasses
- Porridge = super happy fun food
- The typical process of writing an essay
- Welcome to essay avoidance
- Reinventing the English language
- Look what I found!
- Funny name
- Some observations
- Funny French things
- Funny graffiti
- Being in a bad mood (être en colère)
- TV review
- Frouk last night
- An eye for an eye
- Exciting developments in the field of making IE do as it’s told
- Menzies customer comments
- Drunken guests
- Today at Menzies
- S.17.jul.03 12:50pm
- Fish
- T.15.jun.04 5:26pm
- Hello from Bath
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