If you want to contact me you can email me at mark@beingmrkenny.co.uk *. Or you can Facebook me at facebook.com/beingmrkenny. Or you can follow me on Twitter at twitter.com/beingmrkenny.

If you have the ability, try sending a message across the ether using telepathic waves. Failing that, you can use the form below.

Above all, however, you must do all that you can to listen to “Once in a Lifetime” by Talking Heads. For the sole reason that the way he says “And you may find yourself…” is the best thing ever.

Please clog up my email with spam! *

* You may notice that I have a cavalier attitude to putting my email address in plaintext live onto the internet, instead of doing something with all that “[dot] co [dot] uk” nonsense. This is because I have GMAIL and GMAIL is a genius with spam. Live a little, people! Besides, how easy is it for a spambot to replace [dot] with . anyway?