In your faces, guys, I am Belle!

You are Belle. You are strong, deep, and you are not a slave to petty superficial things. You are independent and allow yourself to see inner beauty without sacrificing your values. You are almost too good of a person.

Ha ha, I am “almost too good of a person”. That’s hilarious.

Which Disney Princess are you?

I’m gonna make my own web quiz about which bodily fluid are you. I think it will be great.

Which Star Trek character are you?

I got James T. Kirk. There’s no “insert this HTML into your blog post” thingy so you’ll have to make do with me telling you just like that.

James T. Kirk!

Dammit! No way am I James T. Kirk. The fools!

As quizzes go, you’ll probably find yourself clicking, “Agree” more often than you think is wise, so you’ll probably find yourself exaggerating your answers towards the end in a vain attempt to even things up a bit.

My advice to you, then, would be to exaggerate your answers all the way through. Maybe even make them up. First person who can get Janeway or Seven of Nine earns my unending respect. And possibly a photo of some chocolate or something, I don’t know.

This has to be the easiest quiz ever. You just type in your name and away you go.

But none of them are number one in Google! Ha ha ha ha ha!

The HTML they gave me was disgusting, by the way, so I took a screenshot instead.

Another excellent quiz! It’s based on your pronunciation of words and it promises to answer the all-important question, Are you a Yankee or a Rebel?

I scored:

50% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom.

Which is great, cos I’ve always thought that the Southern US accent is damn sexy.

I am: Pure Nerd

Statistics: 52 % Nerd, 21% Geek, 17% Dork

For The Record

• A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
• A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
• A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.

You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.

The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the “dork.” No-longer. Being smart isn’t as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.

Congratulations!

Take the test. Warning: There are 60 questions and you have to sign up before you can get your results, but they only want your email address and it’s not too annoying.

You know, for a web-based quiz, it’s actually reasonably accurate. Except for that bit about Kid Rock. He won’t miss me one tiny little bit. Teh bastard!

What will your obituary say?

Via IbaDaiRon’s blog. ありがとうございます。 (That’s supposed to mean “thank you” but who knows if it’s right.)

Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.

• Cultural Creative — 63%
• Postmodernist — 44%
• Idealist — 38%
• Existentialist — 38%
• Modernist — 31%
• Romanticist — 31%
• Fundamentalist — 19%
• Materialist — 6%

What is your worldview?