I just wanted to announce to the world that I am passionately and desperately in love with McDonald’s breakfasts. I’m absolutely not ashamed of it either. McDonald’s breakfasts are better than about a million good things that I can’t think of right now. If I could make a person out of McDonald’s breakfasts and marry it, I … well I probably wouldn’t, but I’d spend the better part of an hour eating its head.

The rest I would leave for the birds.

I am eating a cake that’s made out of two types of cake: chocolate and lemon. (Seriously, this isn’t hypothetical, I’m doing it right now, I love working in catering).

Now, eating two types of cake technically means that I’m eating two cakes. If I eat two slices (and I have done), how many cakes have I eaten?

a) 2
b) 4

If you answer correctly in the comments, I will tell you why sometimes you see a bar across zeroes.

(Also, if you answer incorrectly, I will tell you anyway.)