I noticed my biuvula was looking pretty fine the other day, so I thought I’d treat you to a photo.

But be warned, it’s not for the faint of stomach!

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A while ago my computer started complaining that it wasn’t running genuine Windows. This is because, when it was “fixed” the guy installed a pirate copy. Thank you, Jamie, that was great!

Anyway, it is a testament to my genius that I managed to get my system backed up to CD-RW, my legitimate copy of Windows reinstalled, then reinstall all my various programs (some of them even work better) and finally put all the setting back to how I like them, in just six short hours!

Here’s a screenshot of me using GParted to format my C:\ drive:

I got this in an email forward from my dear friend Antonia. It’s one of those things that’s a strange mix of funny and slightly disgusting.

Check out the following photo (you can click it for a bigger version):

Seems pretty innocuous, doesn’t it? Look a bit closer — specifically, how can you tell that the photo was taken by a man?

Do you give up? Look closely again at the mirror.

Yes, that’s right, you are looking at the reflection of the photographer, who is quite happily stark bollock naked. A note to eBay sellers: put some clothes on if you’re going to be taking photos of mirrors — nobody wants to see that when they’re looking for antique tables!