Being Mr. Kenny

I love quizzes. Filling in questionnaires, I will never again do, but if there’s radio buttons to be checked, I’m there! This one tells you how you’re going to die. Tasty!

I Will Die of Natural Causes.

Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life … to eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway. Congrats!

Find out how you will die, Take the Death Quiz now!

Oh, and I quite sincerely suggest that you don’t follow any links from this post if you’re of a certain disposition.

I got a different answer this time around. I kinda liked the one I got last time.

I am Harold, from “Harold and Maude.” I’m a sensitive, but…weird…soul.

Which Random Cult Movie Character are you?

This is pretty cool, and it makes me look like a proper little traveller! The map below shows all the countries that I’ve visited (or at least can remember having visited).

The two little islands off the north coast of Africa must be part of Spain, or something, because I’ve never been there. And the two countries inside Africa are Zambia and Zimbabwe. Technically I didn’t visit Zambia because that’s where I was born!

Where have you been? Create your own visited countries map.

Note: Don’t copy the code they give you into your comment, it won’t show up here — give me the link to the image instead and I’ll turn it into an image for you if I’m not feeling too lazy.

Which OStan are you?

You are Apple OS9. You have been pretty much supplanted by your new sister, but you’re still around to help her out, and those who know you remember you fondly. You hate Windows with a burning passion.

Mine’s rubbish. What’s yours like? Leave comments.

What Type of Villain are You?

It’s actually hilarious, if you’re that way inclined.

I am Alex, from “A Clockwork Orange.” Real Horrorshow.

Good to know that, isn’t it?

Which Random Cult Movie Character are you?

Just did a dictionary.com search for ‘bint’ to follow up on a previous blog entry. It means ‘woman’ or ‘girl’ and is “Chiefly British & Offensive”. Anyway, googled the word ‘bint’ and came up with this:

Welcome to bint magazine, the weekly online magazine for women. Are you a bint? Take our test and find out.

My bint rating was 58.83%:

“You’ve taken the first steps to bintness. You fantasise about standing up in the Monday morning meeting, swearing loudly and walking out with the goldfish. But what stops you? You’re worried who’ll pay the credit card bill at the end of the month? So get a rich husband.”

http://bintmagazine.com/