July 19, 2008 • 2:47 pm
O2 just agreed to change my mobile phone tariff — I’ve cut my bills in half!
I was on about £30 a month, but was after something different. My mobile is knackered, and I wanted 300 minutes and 300 texts — they’ve given me 400 minutes (anytime, any network) and 1000 texts — for £15 a [...]
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June 17, 2008 • 12:16 pm
The object isn’t to be perfect. The goal isn’t to hold back until you’ve created something beyond reproach. I believe the opposite is true. Our birthright is to fail and to fail often, but to fail in search of something bigger than we can imagine. To do anything else is to waste it all.
Seth Godin
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June 16, 2008 • 12:37 pm
Some day I am going to be very wealthy.
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June 11, 2008 • 7:27 am
As per this comic.
Leave a comment if you get it.
Update! Or if you’re actually a real person who reads this site :)
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June 04, 2008 • 9:58 am
It’s funny, really — as a culture, we show our love and affection for others by giving flowers. I’m thinking about this because there is a bunch of lilies and fresias in the office (office romance) and their heady aroma is filling the office and the corridor outside the office. So too is their pollen. [...]
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May 28, 2008 • 10:12 am
I have spent the entire morning looking for cables. I hate a cable as no man ever did before.
Who am I mis-quoting? That’s right! Charles Darwin, who, after studying barnacles for years and years, wrote,
I am at work on the second vol. of the Cirripedia, of which creatures I am wonderfully tired: I hate a [...]
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May 25, 2008 • 8:11 am
There’s nothing in the Bible about how to do mornings. Therefore I’m gonna go ahead and claim that they are unbiblical.
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May 19, 2008 • 1:05 pm
Found this on a webpage recently. It’s a user review. Just found it funny.
Great for sorting your all your spelling mistakes even in on-line forms and internet email. Your words are underlined in red just how MS Word does it!! Gives me confidence to type and not look like a nob.
Does that make me immature?
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May 04, 2008 • 7:46 pm
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank Holidaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Mondaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
:D
:D
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April 07, 2008 • 10:29 am
The answer, of course, is flipcharts. When you think about it, what else could it be?
Been updating crapspackle, check it out: crapspackle.co.uk. Two new “cartoons” for your enjoyment.
Also, just thought, someone asked me to recreate the pose on the crapspackle website for a photo and it really annoyed me. I hate* that probably more than [...]
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