Being Mr. Kenny

Who’s seen this in emails?

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Yes, that’s right I’m talking about aborted ellipses. Also this:

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Is this a super ellipsis, or a normal one with an aborted one attached?

Hey, important question..who’s seen the stapler?

What did you mean to do? Did you end that first sentence twice, or did you insert a dramatic pause after drawing our attention to the gravity of office stationery? Let’s get it together people.

In unrelated news, I am eating a bacon sandwich, and yesterday was a good day.