Being Mr. Kenny

I just wanted to announce to the world that I am passionately and desperately in love with McDonald’s breakfasts. I’m absolutely not ashamed of it either. McDonald’s breakfasts are better than about a million good things that I can’t think of right now. If I could make a person out of McDonald’s breakfasts and marry it, I … well I probably wouldn’t, but I’d spend the better part of an hour eating its head.

The rest I would leave for the birds.