A bunch of ways to misspell “Britney Spears”
14 Feb 2008
Hey. Tonight I’m staying up late on a school night cos why not.
Anyway. Here’s a bunch of ways to misspell Britney Spears. It’s inspired by the fact that I frequently see her name misspelld. I’m gonna aim for 100 but if I don’t make it, don’t kill me. After all, I only tried to misspell a name 100 times. It’s not like I’m the president and I have to make important decisions. Anyhoo. Here goes.
- Brinarty Spears
- Brintey Speares
- Britanny Spores
- Bronty Spires
- Brannary Spearks
- Rab C. Nesbit
- Brontgomery Spooks
- Branty Spiker
- Bronwin Spoons
- Brintany Spains
- Branary Spiner
- Brimming Slime (not intended as any kind of commentary)
- Brontë Spinnach
- Bromine Solution
- Brushed Spaghetti
- Brown Stuttering
- Broken String
- Bracken Stings
- Bad Sluts (again, no commentary)
- Borken Gass (who remembers Borken Gass?)
- Brannty Spants
- Banner Spits
- Broobroo Spillages
- Bragged Spelt
- Butter Spots
- Borg Spliced
- Blinking Spanners
- Blighted Spi…
OK, that’s enough.
And people complain that my blog isn’t serious enough! I mean, what weightier subject can you ask for than a bunch of ways to misspell Britney’s name? Seriously. Ser. I. Ous. Ly.
I think you did pretty well… you’ve been well busy of late, I will have to come back when I have more time and read ALL these new outpourings of wit properly.
Cheers
BC
Yeah I thought so! This blog is having a little bit of revival of sorts it seems, I’m quite pleased.
Fair enough observations (and some of these are just plain silly.) I think, in my own opinion, the biggest misspellings would be along the lines of Britney,Brittney, Britny and Spears, Speers and Speres.
Thanks. Thanks for your input.