February 26, 2008 • 12:30 pm
Hey. We’ve got the Paperwork Pixies in again. I’m in the middle of gestating a children’s novel. It’s quite good fun, actually, means I get to daydream about my little imaginary world. It’s a quality idea, too. Not going to talk about it, obviously.
Not only because someone might nick it, but more that if you [...]
February 25, 2008 • 8:24 am
My colleague’s computer is currently displaying this message:
Keyboard error or no keyboard present
Underneath it reads:
Press F1 to continue or DEL to enter SETUP
February 21, 2008 • 10:49 am
I just wanted to announce to the world that I am passionately and desperately in love with McDonald’s breakfasts. I’m absolutely not ashamed of it either. McDonald’s breakfasts are better than about a million good things that I can’t think of right now. If I could make a person out of McDonald’s breakfasts and marry [...]
February 18, 2008 • 11:20 pm
Did you know that goat’s cheese is actually made with cow’s milk. It’s just made on farms owned and operated by goats.
February 16, 2008 • 2:03 pm
So Maynard’s wrote back :D I wrote to them a while ago to jokily complain about the proportion of sweets in one of the packets. And they wrote back this morning!
Dear Mr Kenny,
I am very concerned that you had cause to contact us about Maynards Wine Gums, and I would thank you for taking the [...]
February 14, 2008 • 9:45 pm
Hey. Tonight I’m staying up late on a school night cos why not.
Anyway. Here’s a bunch of ways to misspell Britney Spears. It’s inspired by the fact that I frequently see her name misspelld. I’m gonna aim for 100 but if I don’t make it, don’t kill me. After all, I only tried to misspell [...]
February 10, 2008 • 5:11 pm
Cloj posted a comment in response to my post George Calloway must die, which I’d like to respond to.
Firstly, yes, this site does seriously lack seriousness. This is intentional, and is called having a sense of humour. I’m not a political commentator, and this is not a political blog, but I do have opinions which [...]
February 08, 2008 • 3:54 pm
File this under “Careers”.
The best work, at least for me, is the stuff you get to do. If you are really good at that, you’re lucky enough to have very little of the have to stuff left.
Have to vs. Get to from Seth Godin.
February 06, 2008 • 10:11 am
Picture this scenario. Imagine if the sun shrank down and came to earth to visit, just to see what it was like down here. I just like this idea. Imagine having a big ball of fire hovering around, maybe a metre in diameter, following you around at work. In my head, this mini-sun is a [...]