Being Mr. Kenny

This post doesn’t actually have anything to do with this title, but I was thinking about writing a post with this title, then I discovered that the best thing about the post was the title, so it kinda fell by the wayside.

Anyway, I wanted to write about coffee. I drink quite a lot of coffee, and I have grown to become dependent upon it to love it. Everyone knows that coffee is going to destroy everyone’s lives because apparently it’s more poisonous than smoking, more deadly than hemlock, and more damaging than falling down a mountain. (Health scares).

So I found this site that talks about how awesome coffee is and all its health benefits. Apparently, coffee is the best thing in the entire world, which is what I thought in the first place. Stick that up your face and smoke it, everyone else!

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