Mornings

Mornings are a common theme in my blog posts I’ve noticed. This observation is easily explained. Simply, I hate mornings. More specifically, I hate getting out of bed.

I am completely puzzled as to why getting out of bed should be so unpleasant. Everything else that contributes to survival is pleasurable: eating, sleeping, being warm, etc. Surely waking up and getting on with the day is quite a large part of survival, so why should it be so horribly painful? Major design flaw in the human brain, I’m thinking.

The only thing that can make mornings more bearable, apart from the inspiration of the Spirit, is mango juice. Quick poem:

Mango juice

  1. Tasty and delicious.
  2. Fruity and nutritious.

4 Comments

Babychaos wrote:

I hate getting up in the winter because it’s fricking dark… d’you think that might be part it?

Cheers

BC

December 20, 2007 • 7:58 pm

Mark wrote:

Yeah, that’s about 90% of it. It’s alright in the Summer, it’s just so dark and cold at the moment. I hate it being dark and cold!

December 21, 2007 • 4:12 pm

Debbie wrote:

Mornings suck. I don’t know why we can’t all start the day at 12 noon and have breakfast then and have lunch at about 3 and then dinner at about 7. I’m sure it would make the world a much better place.

January 07, 2008 • 4:55 pm

Mark wrote:

I really like mornings, actually, I just hate getting out of bed. I want an alarm clock that freezes time so you can get enough sleep, then start time again so that you can get on with the day.

January 08, 2008 • 10:19 am

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