Being Mr. Kenny

Hi there folks. It’s me again. Mark. (Or Mr. Kenny, if you’re younger than me).

Just thought I’d let you know that we’ve got the paperwork pixies in today. This means it’s a good day for writing stories and complaining to your colleagues about your problems, but an absolutely shocking day for filling in forms or being productive (in a paperwork way, I mean).

Does anyone else get visits from the paperwork pixies? The paperwork pixies are like little elves, or maybe fairies, I’m not sure. They are very distracting and quite mischievous, but they’re quite fun on the whole. They do things like make your fingers press the “sleep” button on the keyboard, instead of the backspace one, which means that your computer goes to sleep and you waste five minutes waking it up. They also mess about with the phones and they get all up in your mouth to make you say silly things like, “Good afterbloob, Mark speaking, how can I help you?”

So yes, the paperwork pixies are in the office this morning. So just don’t phone in today, cos you’ll probably just get confused.