Everyone who knows me will know that I love to eat. Strictly, this isn’t quite true. I love to eat when I’m hungry, but today I am tired of being hungry. The cost of eating is that you have to buy food, and frankly this makes the whole process of eating lose its shine. So today, instead of buying food and eating it, I am just not going to eat.

Seriously, it’s the only way my hunger will learn. It can’t just arrive unannounced and expect me to satisfy it. I have other things that I want to do today, and eating isn’t one of them. So I’m not eating today. No sir. No thanks.

That’s really the end of my post.