Being Mr. Kenny

Just because, really.

Ths s nthr rsn why w shld nstgt Mrnng Mrnng s qckly s pssbl. hv bn lkng frwrd t slply styng n bd ths Strdy mrnng ll wk, bt pprntly my bdy gt s mch gd qlty slp tht t dcdd tht 7.30 ws gd tm t b flly wk.

Ntrlly cmpltly dsgrd, s frcd myslf t g bck t slp. vn trd t mlt Mndy mrnng by gttng my lrm clck t g ff vry 9 mnts (tr lrm clcks g ff vry 9 mnts ftr snz, nt 10 — bt hr’s th mystry: nbdy knws why*). strtchd t th l-n ntl 11.11, nd thn ws frcd t gt t f bd bcs ws chng nd flld wth msry. S mch fr l-ns tll y. t’s hrrbl. ‘v bn gttng p t 6 fr th lst, wll, vr t sms, nd ‘m trd f t. N pn ntndd. Ths s t srs fr pns.

Wht hs hppnd t my stdnt blty t slp? sd t b bl t wst my lf prfctly hpply, nd nw cn’t br t sty n bd mch pst 9 bfr my cnscnc gs mntl. Why, t’s lmst s f ‘m bcmng sfl mmbr f scty.

Th wrst prt s th th nly vstg f th stdnt lfstyl hv lft s my pr, crppld fnncs. csmc jk, f vr thr ws n.

nywy, ‘d bttr gt drssd. Th hs nds hvrng.

* Ths s tr, ctlly, lk t p.