This morning is really exciting because, basically, I say it is. It could go one of two ways: either it could be the best day I’ve ever had in my whole life, or it could just be an ordinary day where things happen as they always do.

Or it could be really dreadful and people could die and stuff, but I only said “two ways”, so since this is a third option, it is mathematically impossible for my day to day to be catastrophic. It’s this kind of unshakeable logic that holds my life together.

(Not really, folks, it’s the grace of God. That last paragraph is there entirely for comic effect.)

I don’t know when you’ll read this, but let’s try to start a new phenomenon. Let’s make today Amazing Day, when we all have amazing days. Come on, I think this could work. We could even turn it into an email petition, those things always work. “Send this email to sixty million people in less than ten seconds, and you will meet your true love and win twenty billion pounds and all your problems will be solved and you will finally understand what life is really all about.”

Something like that, anyhoo. So today, I really have to be careful that I don’t start hyperventilating or anything. Let’s get excited, people, but not too excited. Or excited in the wrong way, maybe that’s more accurate.

Find out at the end of the day just how amazing my day has been. Or, more likely, whether or not I have remembered to update this post. (If you’re reading this on Facebook, check out my site at beingmrkenny.co.uk, since Facebook doesn’t update my posts when I change them.)