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August 29, 2007 • 7:20 am
This morning is really exciting because, basically, I say it is. It could go one of two ways: either it could be the best day I’ve ever had in my whole life, or it could just be an ordinary day where things happen as they always do.
Or it could be really dreadful and people could [...]
August 20, 2007 • 10:32 am
I have just made a discovery. It happened when I was typing, and some would call it a typo but I really don’t buy into all that. When I make a mistake in typing, I like to think it happened for a reason. Otherwise I just wouldn’t be able to cope.
Anyway, I have discovered … [...]
August 17, 2007 • 10:16 pm
When I was little, we bought a guinea pig for my sister’s birthday. This guinea pig had rosettas in its fur, and my sister called these “Bonks”, and thus her name became Sally Bonkers. Sally lived with us for many years, longer than most of her peers. She died at the age of 9, and [...]
August 15, 2007 • 9:43 pm
Someone just pointed at me (to laugh at someone who couldn’t read something) and said, “He’s Polish and he can read better than you!”
I thought this was some sort of private joke, like a Family Guy reference or something, but no, someone has apparently been spreading rumours that I am Polish.
It was fun while it [...]
August 12, 2007 • 10:45 pm
Felicity Kendal, widely known from popular British sitcom The Good Life, is possibly one of the busiest women in the world. She is certainly an excellent multi-tasker, if nothing else.
As her name suggests, Felicity Kendal is the inventor of Kendal Mint Cake. She is also the sole manufacturer of the product. Between rehearsing for her [...]
August 12, 2007 • 9:45 pm
Because Kenny’s back!
I’ve been away due to lack of internet and being bothered to write anything, but now I have returned! Yes, internet, you can take your not being in my house and fall into a hedge, drunk. No longer shall I keep silent. Kenny is back! With a vengeance!
So then. What to write about [...]
August 01, 2007 • 2:51 pm
I love the news:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/6925622.stm
“Ms Banfield is currently on holiday.”
Ha ha ha