Archive for June, 2007 (7 posts)

Post contents are hidden. Show post contents:

Page 1 of 1

A sure way to be a complete idiot

A total moron recently wrote in to say:
Why did I just spam your blog? I spammed it because america is under attack by tyrannical individuals who every day are eroding the bill of rights and constitution of the United States. A wise man once said, (paraphrased) “All it takes for evil to triumph is for [...]

Read the rest of this entry

I wrote a new poem!

I’ve written a new poem called “Political Correctness” and it’s horribly offensive. It’s got some good use of irony, and a proper rhyming scheme and everything.
Political Correctness — it’s ironic.

Read the rest of this entry

Attention Spammers

Listen up, Spammers, this is the cry of my heart:
I hope you all fall off a bridge.
Join with me now, readers — say it loud, say it proud.
“Spammers, we hope you all fall off a bridge.”

Read the rest of this entry

Potatoes

Potatoes are incredible things. You can do all sorts with them. Make them into crisps, make them into chips… the possibilities are endless.
There is nearly always a supply of potatoes to be had. Statistics say that you are never more than 6 feet away from a potato.* I especially like potatoes when they have have [...]

Read the rest of this entry

Writing of late

Writing of late has taken a turn for the worse. This is such a pity. At the moment, all I want to blog about is the fact that I rarely use YouTube because downloads take so long. I watch about half of it, then get irritated and go somewhere else.
Seriously, this is the sum total [...]

Read the rest of this entry

Update on the coffee and chocolate situation

‘S good thanks.

Read the rest of this entry