June 30, 2007 • 3:36 pm
A total moron recently wrote in to say:
Why did I just spam your blog? I spammed it because america is under attack by tyrannical individuals who every day are eroding the bill of rights and constitution of the United States. A wise man once said, (paraphrased) “All it takes for evil to triumph is for [...]
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June 16, 2007 • 11:03 am
I’ve written a new poem called “Political Correctness” and it’s horribly offensive. It’s got some good use of irony, and a proper rhyming scheme and everything.
Political Correctness — it’s ironic.
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June 13, 2007 • 6:16 am
Listen up, Spammers, this is the cry of my heart:
I hope you all fall off a bridge.
Join with me now, readers — say it loud, say it proud.
“Spammers, we hope you all fall off a bridge.”
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June 11, 2007 • 7:22 pm
Potatoes are incredible things. You can do all sorts with them. Make them into crisps, make them into chips… the possibilities are endless.
There is nearly always a supply of potatoes to be had. Statistics say that you are never more than 6 feet away from a potato.* I especially like potatoes when they have have [...]
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June 09, 2007 • 12:45 pm
Writing of late has taken a turn for the worse. This is such a pity. At the moment, all I want to blog about is the fact that I rarely use YouTube because downloads take so long. I watch about half of it, then get irritated and go somewhere else.
Seriously, this is the sum total [...]
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