Being Mr. Kenny

The answer is that two of them feature in a new story. I suppose that leaves me out of the whole “having things in common” theme of the question. Well never mind, questions aren’t statements, they don’t need to make sense.

Giblet?

So I wrote another story. This time it’s in the form of half-truths concerning Margaret Thatcher. I say “half-truths” because really they are all outrageous lies, but it’s funnier if you think of them as half-truths.

I am an awesome typist, by the way. I just love typing. If you’ve got any typing to do, I’m your man. Just let me type, I’ll show you some things.

Anyway, check out my awesome story, Maggie Thatcher and the crustaceous adventures of Parliament.

Incidentally, try using the word “crustaceous” in your everyday speech. It’s a replacement for “cool”.

“That’s totally crustaceous!”