Being Mr. Kenny

Wikipedia is a blessed and holy site. I read its article on pepper and I was fascinated from start to finish. I pepper people’s food all day long. I am in no way exaggerating when I say that I must put grams and grams of the stuff on people’s dinners.

Grams, I tell you. Grams. And as we all know, “a gramme is better than a damn”. *

I had no idea that the bit of pepper that we eat is actually a fruit. I had assumed it was a seed. Well that shows me up, doesn’t it.

Seriously though, guys, I am all about the piperine at the moment. Go piperine.

* I hate all those dystopian novels about the future, I really do.