Important Questions: Where are all the moths?
I haven’t seen a moth in months, months, and I’m beginning to get a little bit worried. What’s happened to them all? A pox on population decline, I say. Next moth I see, I’m going to open it a bank account and get it somewhere to live, and make sure it’s got plenty to eat, etc, etc *.
I want to be seen to be supporting moths. Support your local moths, vote Moth in the coming elections. Moths for president. To infinity and beyond! And moths! (Plus whatever moth-supportive slogans you can think of.)
* Not really.
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I think it may be because they hibernate, like butterflies… I could be wrong though!
Cheers
BC
Seems unlikely. I think it’s because they’re dying out. My dad says that he remembers clouds of butterflies when he was little, and I certainly remember there being many more butterflies than you see today.
But then I think I’ve assumed it’s summertime at the moment, simply because of the warmer weather. This is quite scary actually, I reckon we’re all in for a terrible, “everyone’s going to die in a nuclear holocaust” heatwave this summer.
We can’t seem to find our honeybees here. Colonies are collapsing. They do most of the crop pollination for our food supply. Scientists are blaming, among other things, cell phones. DOOMED, we are , I tell you DOOMED!
We’ve got all the moths over here in Leipzig. Come and get them if you like.
Please.
Please come and get them.
HI MARK,
I WENT FOR A WALK YESTERDAY ON MY LUNCH BREAK, AND SAW FOUR MOTH/BUTTERFLY CREATURES. THEY WERE BLACK AND RED. UNFORTUATELY THEY WERE EITHER VERY TIRED, AND HAVING A SIT DOWN ON THE PAVEMENT OR THEY WERE DEAD….
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO THE FUTURE OF CIVILISATION?
BY THE WAY THERE IS ALSO A MARK KENNY, WHO LIVES ON THE WIRRAL.
HE’S A PUB SINGER.
THANK YOU SO MUCH VICKY PLEASE PRESS THE CAPS LOCK KEY ONCE AGAIN TO SWITCH IT OFF IT IS NICE TO KNOW THAT I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE TYPING LIKE THIS IS KINDA ADDICTIVE I CAN SEE WHY YOU DO IT.