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In true, everyone hates Valentine’s Day spirit, I’m posting this bitter little poem. Remember, it’s no coincidence that Valentine’s Day and Venereal Disease share the same intitials!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
If I had the clap,
I’d give it to you.
And as if that’s not enough, here is a poem I found in a graveyard. Happy Valentine’s Day.
Vain world adiew and farewell fond Renown,
Grant us Dear Lord with thee a heavenly Crown
For what is life how mutable and vain
An hour of pleasure and an age of pain
PS: This is a pretty funny video: Valentine by Variety Shac
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Oh dear! And happy venereal disease to you too.
Btw, tried to see if you’d written anything on the other blog, but I can’t get in. I get a 403 error!
I deleted the index.php file whilst upgrading to WordPress version 2.1.
Thrill to my exploits!
Mmmh… just don’t let people know you don’t like St. Valentine day for whatever reason or you’ll be stared at…
:-P