Being Mr. Kenny

My bank keeps sending me paying in books. I think they’re trying to tell me to get some money because if not … I will continue to have no money. Obviously they don’t want this to be the case.

But I have a masterful solution. Why don’t they just give me some money? They have a lot of it, after all, and the amount of time it takes for cheques to clear, bank charges being what they are, etc., etc. Then, you see, I would have some money. Forsooth, it is a formidable and watertight idea.

What do you think, NatWest?

At the very least, they could stop using the name “Natalie West” on their promotional literature. That joke is so tired it might catch a disease or something. Cos I heard jokes can do that.