By the way, I carefully tested the funniness of this joke by texting it to my friend a few days back. I have received no reply to it as yet, but thought it was pretty funny anyway.
As I sit and look at it, now that it’s all posted and everything, the only thing I can think of is how lovely Arial looks in uppercase. I may declare my birthday as ALL UPPERCASE DAY in honour of its lovelines. That way I can also provide a useful check for people so that they can know whether it’s my birthday or not.
“Is it Mark’s birthday today?”
“I’m not sure, let me just check his site… Why yes it is, everything is written in uppercase. See how it makes him look like he is shouting. But it is a useful check, so we’ll let this one slide.”
“I wish everyday was Mark’s birthday. Arial just looks so nice in all uppercase.”
“Why yes, let’s start an email petition. Those things are guaranteed to work.”
By the way, I carefully tested the funniness of this joke by texting it to my friend a few days back. I have received no reply to it as yet, but thought it was pretty funny anyway.
As I sit and look at it, now that it’s all posted and everything, the only thing I can think of is how lovely Arial looks in uppercase. I may declare my birthday as ALL UPPERCASE DAY in honour of its lovelines. That way I can also provide a useful check for people so that they can know whether it’s my birthday or not.
“Is it Mark’s birthday today?”
“I’m not sure, let me just check his site… Why yes it is, everything is written in uppercase. See how it makes him look like he is shouting. But it is a useful check, so we’ll let this one slide.”
“I wish everyday was Mark’s birthday. Arial just looks so nice in all uppercase.”
“Why yes, let’s start an email petition. Those things are guaranteed to work.”
May be a bit over-traumatic for people who are bad at spelling…