May
30
2006

I hate Ross

I have never been able to stand Ross, from Friends. This makes me a bad person.

It’s not just the fact that the character just straight off annoys me. If only it were that simple!

But no, the truth is that, well, I hate his stupid face. And, of course, his stupid face belongs to a real person. It is this, specifically, that makes me a bad person.

It’s like that chicken/egg question: which came first, my hatred of Ross, or my hatred of his stupid face? Perhaps the reason I hate it is because I associate it with the character, but it’s a real shame because I cannot take him seriously in anything else he’s been in.

I can’t get the image of him saying something incredibly stupid and annoying in Central Perk out of my head. Seriously, when he was in Band of Brothers I kept expecting him to make some self-deprecating reference to the number of divorces he’d been involved in.

Written by Mark in: All and sundry |

18 Comments

  • Grace

    no, definitely not makes you a bad person.
    Thanks for your help with the ugly bullet point :)

    ~ Grace

    Comment | Tuesday, May 30 2006
  • your a doosh

    you one of those geeks that has nothing better to do then go off about things you hate aren’t you? why don’t you go get laid you greasy haired asinine dork!!! god then you wouldn’t have to see his stupid face or right about it on the internet for fuck sakes AAAAANYWAYS thats my pet peeve is pepople watching something they so clearly hate cvhange the chanelle or pick up a book (better yet get laid does wonders for your ego and confidence haha) peace

    Comment | Thursday, June 1 2006
  • Wow! My first hate comment!

    Comment | Thursday, June 1 2006
  • MQ

    :)

    Comment | Thursday, June 1 2006
  • MQ

    Think he needs to take his own advice and stop reading your blog…!

    Loving the “greasy-haired asinine dork” comment. Very eclectic mix of insults.

    Comment | Thursday, June 1 2006
  • ross (from friends)

    i don’t blame you for hating me. i can’t stand to look in the mirror,cause im the goofiest ugliest most irrittating dum fuck that ever was…and the sound of my own voice urks the fuck out of me(GRRRRRRR). if i had any balls i would hang myself and let others swing at me like a pinata. my face already looks like a donkeys ass. i ruined the show friends all by myself. i be a jew. my dad is #1 jew bag in the buss. that’s how i got in the buss…

    Comment | Friday, September 15 2006
  • NateDogg

    I have a friend named Ross. i hate him too. He has red hair. I hate his face, it looks like the top of his head is on fire. No girls like a fire crotch. I will take him out of his misery and kill him for you.

    Comment | Wednesday, December 6 2006
  • NateDogg

    Ps you are a bad person

    Comment | Wednesday, December 6 2006
  • laaauuurrreeennn

    Ross is stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He SHOULDN’T BE LEGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment | Friday, January 12 2007
  • randomer in da backround!

    okkkkkkkk why the fkd u bother writin a blog bout ” i ht ross”???

    soooo emmmmmmmmm fuck up.

    Comment | Friday, January 12 2007
  • Clare

    Ross Balfour is a geek!!

    Comment | Friday, January 12 2007
  • ross (nt from friends)

    I am ross

    I smell

    I have a weird shaped head.

    Have a nice day!

    Comment | Friday, January 12 2007
  • flubber

    i will eat your toast.

    i am bored.

    dis blog sux

    goodbye peeoplesss

    Comment | Thursday, February 1 2007
  • rachel xox

    i’d jes lyk 2 say dat i hate ross balfour
    e is a gaylord WE HATE IM

    Comment | Sunday, July 15 2007
  • richard w%p w%p

    I dont lyk ross he tld his grlfrend i was weird nd im soo nt lyk ross beware the happyman is goin 2 eat u hahahahahahaha lol

    Comment | Monday, July 16 2007
  • guess mi name?????

    oh rachel falkiner ur so nice abot ur wi byfrend

    luv ya lods bitch!! xox

    Comment | Monday, July 16 2007
  • UGAY

    y dont all of u get a life go get laid u 60 yr old virgins

    Comment | Sunday, July 29 2007
  • Dear illiterate nine-year olds,

    Thanks for all your comments, but I tire of your pointless ravings. Go write some place else. Comments closed.

    Kind regards,

    Mark

    Comment | Monday, July 30 2007

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