Big Brother collectable cards: Glyn

Print them out and swap them among your friends for the ones you don’t have! Or just print them out! Or just don’t!

Glyn
Another terrible picture of Glyn, a contestant on this year
Special Powers: Stares, Welsh-speaker
Fun facts: Glyn doesn’t actually have any nipples. The ones you see on television are actually stick-ons that he buys down the market.
Other lies I made up about him: Glyn is a huge fan of Christina Aguilera and whispers her name every night before he goes to sleep. It’s also the first thing he says in the morning. He claims to have met her in a dream, where they chased sheep for four hours before getting into a swimming pool full of honey. According to Glyn, the honey later turned into arrogance. “I don’t know,” he says, “it made sense at the time.”

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