Do you know what the saddest thing is in the whole world? (Apart from discovering that the dog has thrown up all over your mum’s new rug.)
The fact that coffee will never taste as good as it smells.
It’s enough to make you cry.
Update: “syzygy”
Just because this post is a bit crappy, I’m giving you another. Two crappy posts for the price of one!
Anyway, if you’re ever playing Scrabble and you’re stuck for a word, “syzygy” could well be your friend. Try and use it in every day speech, because it exists.