Answer: nothing. It’s actually horrible doing nothing. The cerebral graveyard that is daytime TV has lost its charm since I graduated, not that it had much charm before then anyway. Phoned round to get some quotes to fix my PC, and also for driving lessons. The cheapest is £19 for each lesson. Each lesson! It’s disgusting… BSM tried to make me pay £42!!!!! As if. They even tried to get my number so they could phone me back to pester me. Well, I didn’t spend a few weeks in Anglian Windows and Conservatories for nothing. No sir, I know all the tricks telecanvassers pull.

Anyway, I’ve taken some photos. Something in this little box is NOT PLAYING NICE.

If anyone can tell me what’s not being a good little component, I would be most pleased. Someone’s coming round to fix it tomorrow, but I have the most horrible feeling that it will involve replacing the motherboard. If only it was something as simple as me forgetting to plug something in or something. Dammit!