Just got this from my excellent friend Ailis. I think it’s the best thing I’ve ever heard.

Anyway having a great time in Malaysia. My favourite holiday moment was when a woman was lying about on a sun lounger and a monkey went up to her and tried to steal her stuff. She chased it away with a stick and so the monkey went off and got 5 of his friends to chase her away and take over the sun lounger. It was brilliant especially because she was a blnde bikini clad moron!!! Animals are quite clever.

Isn’t that genius?!

A little addition about Big Brother

Well, I’ve been watching a little bit of Big Brother, and I must say I like it. I’ve found previous years boring, and haven’t been watching them, but this time around it seems not too bad actually. The best people in the entire world at the moment are Kemal (spelling?) and Derek. They are haute bitche (“bitche” isn’t a French word, but with an “e” added it’s OK). Anyway, I think they’re hilarious.

So that’s really the end of the addition…