El Goog (read it backwards… there, now you know what’s going on…) is possibly the best creator random stuff ever. I got an email from my good friend Charlotte, telling me all about her exploits with El Goog.

Hey!

Being really bored yesterday, my friend Gill and I decided to email our history teacher (Miss Baker, she’s super) and somehow the email ended up causing us to ask ourselves “Is Miss Baker Dracula?” (please don’t ask me how… I actually couldn’t tell you) so this morning after some considerable sleep-thought, I asked Jeeves… and this is the answer he gave…

Red Stuff - Part Two…and decapitated his mother. Nickname, Dracula.” … I get to watch the band? Is that the carrot you’re dangling, Miss Baker?”…www.shaunhutson.com/[...]/red_stuff_part_two.htm

On second thoughts, it’s quite obvious that El Goog had nothing to do with it. It was in fact all down to Jeeves, well, never mind… the good collection of quotes still stands!