Exciting political things

All and sundry

Today, on my way into the union, I saw a medium sized crowd of people, under large Liberal Democrat signs. On the way out, I saw the crowd, with signs, following someone, while the police kept them at bay. Some were shouting things like “Why are you giving prisoners the vote?” I can only conclude one thing. That I saw the backs of some people who were following a member of the Liberal Democrat party. Was it Charles Kennedy? Was it Someone Else? Perhaps I will never care [I mean know].

Also, my ballot paper arrived. I am now in the position to influence the vote in my home constituency. Who should I vote for? Answers on a postcard.