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Well, this morning, I woke up to see the cat sitting on my desk, quite happily being sick. I saw a big long line of brown sick fall out of her mouth, go behind the radiator and then all over the floor. It sort of went “spit spat spit spit spit” and then she got up and walked away. Dirty cow! I took pictures, and went back to sleep. Later on today she came back into my room, and had a look at what she had done. She went over and sniffed at the sick, before starting to eat it. I had left it to dry so that it would be easier to clean up, but she saved me the job! Bless her cottons…