Well, my keyboard was a little bit dirty and gross, so I took it apart to clean it:

Then I dropped it behind my desk and it broke, so I bought a new one off eBay:

This one is amazing, it’s completely massive and very chunky and therefore lovely. Anyway, it too was a bit dirty, so I blew between the keys to remove all the dust. There was quite a lot! Also coming out of the keyboard were a long ginger hair, and two pubes, which I thought was a little gross and puzzling.

Here endeth the Keyboard Happenings…