Archaeologists working late last night made a fascinating discovery in our kitchen.

This evidence permits conclusions to be drawn about the feeding habitats and behavioural strategy of the average student living in the 21st Century.

1. Students are still living on a baked beans-intensive diet.
2. Regular washing up is still a technique to be perfected among many student households.

This plate is believed to be in the early stages of decomposition. Reports are being circulated that it has since been washed up, but these rumours are largely exaggerated.

Next week on wildlife on beingmrkenny.co.uk: the bathroom.